It’s hard for me to reconcile that the woman who penned such intelligent, well-written songs as “Opheliac”, “Thank God I’m Pretty”, “Marry Me”, and “Medicate With Tea” is the same woman who wrote such lyrical monstrosities as “Liar”, “Shallot”, and “Gothic Lolita”.


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(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan


Awe god has identity issues. How cute.

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Skeleton hand martini glasses at Pottery Barn, $24.50.

On the one hand, martini glasses are a pain to store, and it’s not like I make martini-style drinks that often.


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Horror Movies Reimagined As “Goosebumps” Book Covers

If It Were Stine is a Tumblr blog run by cover designer Theodore Holmstead-Scott and blurb writer Jude Deluca that reimagines horror movies as book covers from the popular “Goosebumps” series by R.L. Stine. 

If you were born anytime before the year 1980 these words probably won’t mean much to you. But if you weren’t, we have a question for you - what was your first horror memory?

Perhaps it was watching ‘The Thing’ on late night television or a grainy VHS copy of ‘Zombi 2’ at a friend’s house.  Maybe even sneaking into a cinema to see the local premiere of ‘Scream’.

That’s good, but we want you to stretch your mind back further – to a time when horror was not about ditzy teenagers being sliced and diced by chainsaw-wielding maniacs, but when the word horror evoked imagery of evil ventriloquist dolls and possessed Halloween masks. We are, of course, talking about Goosebumps here.

Whether it was the dripping neon slime, the terrifyingly gaudy cover illustrations or the sheer spine-tingling horror of the stories themselves – there’s no doubt that R.L. Stine’s classic series has shaped a generation of horror lovers.

So what happens when the two worlds of horror collide? When the terror of ‘The Exorcist’ or ‘The Blair Witch Project’ meets the bad puns and outrageous titles of our beloved book series? …That’s where we come in.

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OMG, I love this blog. Perfect for the halloween fans x 90s kids. AMAZING

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

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replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time



Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul
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