frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

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and then LOTR right after

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memeguy-com:

Radical islamists

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

(Source: guuest)

mk0lp:

"My dream is to become a Keyblade master."

mineralists:

Shiny silver Dyscrasite crystals with Allergentum in Calcite from Morocco

(Source: treasuremountainmining.com)

118,759 plays and now the weather

cerulean-warbler:

witchiti-grub:

meandjuliodownbythedogpark:

marquise8ossyfangs:

batch-of-lokis:

i thought it was going to be waiting for the bus i was so wrong

I just spit soda all over the computer screen, this was NOT what I expected, 

help.

this wasn’t what i thought it would be but everything i wanted

this is everything I wanted and more

(Source: mintprincen)

siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

(Source: kyuofcosmic)

16,552 plays 5 PM Animal Crossing Animal Crossing (GC Rip)

(Source: animal-crossing-music)


liserinekim:

Looking in

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(Source: glitternoise)

Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they’re born.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via larmoyante)

cathedralofdeadbolts:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

sending this to my sister because my school doesn’t do grades
which is worse sometimes….

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