the-goddamazon:

simple-refreshments:

raw-r-evolution:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

youngharlemnigga:

regalasfuck:

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

this is deadass the most finesse i ever seen in baseball

This amount if finesse shouldn’t even be allowed in sports

He put it all on his ankle, pushed off his knee and then finessed on from there. Damn.

some anime type shitt

holy shit I never knew Jayson Werth had that kind of skill gaddamn

Nigga hit the anime pose real quick.

(Source: washingtonnationals)

meatbicyclevevo:

tfw u try ur best but dont succeed

(Source: queenhyrule)


mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

(Source: y0ung-lust)


phoeni-xx:

niadidas:

plantbaby420:

What does the world eat for Breakfast? 

America has the sweetest breakfast

sign me up for kenya

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

amberstone14:

mooseley:

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

I love seeing my followers reblog this! This is fucking awful. And when we say you saved our lives? Let me explain. 2x the number of people that die from breast cancer each year die from having seizures. So yeah, it’s a fucking big deal. So thank you all so much! Everyone, please signal boost!

What type of person would do that? It’s extremely dangerous! Especially those with seizure related medical conditions!

(Source: idkea)

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”


onegreenplanet:

Meet Pudding, the Photogenic Fox That’s too Friendly to be Released Into the Wild

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
image

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

(Source: scalemail)

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